I’m feeling down. May I have a hug?

I was on my way to a birthday party. Have you seen the cake?

Sometimes I don’t think my family values my opinions enough.

Soon ye shall taste me briny load!!!

I really need companionship. This mask helps shield me from rejection.

The food on the cruise ship was awful! I thought we might be sick for days!

She called me ugly. I know I’m not Tom Cruise, but that really hurt my feelings.

I probably should’ve just skipped my prom and went to the beach party instead.