Unlikely Moments in Horror Movies…


I’m feeling down. May I have a hug?


I was on my way to a birthday party. Have you seen the cake?


Sometimes I don’t think my family values my opinions enough.


Soon ye shall taste me briny load!!!


I really need companionship. This mask helps shield me from rejection.

Mrs. Voorhees 1

The food on the cruise ship was awful! I thought we might be sick for days!


She called me ugly. I know I’m not Tom Cruise, but that really hurt my feelings.


I probably should’ve just skipped my prom and went to the beach party instead.


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